Η/Υ (computers)
"At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer."
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
--Isaac Asimov
"Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work."
"To err is human, but to really screw up you need a computer."
"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway."
--Bernard Avishai
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
--Stephen Hawking
"Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9 am it's because they were up all night."
"Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk ?"
"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."
"If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?"
"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window."
"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."
"Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though."
"Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)"
"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue."
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Mimo wrote: "WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."
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Σαν γεράσει το μ υνί η τρύπα του δε φράζει,
μα της ψ λής τα γηρατειά είναι κακό μαράζι!
Λαϊκή Ρήση..
μα της ψ λής τα γηρατειά είναι κακό μαράζι!
Λαϊκή Ρήση..
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Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything — just give him time to rationalize it. Forgive me for being blunt.
Robert Heinlein
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DUNE QUOTES
Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam to Paul Atreides.
The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.
Paul Atreides
Is your religion real when it costs you nothing and carries no risk? Is your religion real when you fatten upon it? Is your religion real when you commit atrocities in its name? Whence comes your downward degeneration from the original revelation?
Zensunni Sutra of the First Order
Do not count what you have lost. Count only what you still have.
Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam to Paul Atreides.
The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.
Paul Atreides
Is your religion real when it costs you nothing and carries no risk? Is your religion real when you fatten upon it? Is your religion real when you commit atrocities in its name? Whence comes your downward degeneration from the original revelation?
Zensunni Sutra of the First Order
Do not count what you have lost. Count only what you still have.
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.
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Βάλε κι αυτά:Λakedaimonas wrote:DUNE QUOTES
Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam to Paul Atreides.
The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.
Paul Atreides
Is your religion real when it costs you nothing and carries no risk? Is your religion real when you fatten upon it? Is your religion real when you commit atrocities in its name? Whence comes your downward degeneration from the original revelation?
Zensunni Sutra of the First Order
Do not count what you have lost. Count only what you still have.
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MURPHY'S LAWS
THE PRIME AXIOM: In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that
can go wrong, will.
2. If the possibility exists of several things going wrong, the one that
will go wrong is the one that will do the most damage.
3. Everything will go wrong at one time.
3.1 That time is always when you least expect it.
4. If nothing can go wrong, something will.
5. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
6. Everything takes longer than you think.
7. Left to themselves, things always go from bad to worse.
8. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
9. Given the most inappropriate time for something to go wrong, that's
when it will occur.
10. Mother Nature is a bitch.
10.1 The universe is not indifferent to intelligence, it is actively
hostile to it.
11. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
12. If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work,
the answer can be obtained by simple inspection.
13. Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to
make it complex and wonderful.
14. If it doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer.
15. In an instrument or device characterized by a number of plus-or-minus
errors, the total error will be the sum of all the errors adding in
the same direction.
16. In any given calculation, the fault will never be placed if more than
one person is involved.
16.1 In any given discovery, the credit will never be properly placed
if more than one person is involved.
17. All warranty and guarantee clauses become invalid upon payment of the
final invoice.
18. Murphy's Law: "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one
of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it."
THE PRIME AXIOM: In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that
can go wrong, will.
2. If the possibility exists of several things going wrong, the one that
will go wrong is the one that will do the most damage.
3. Everything will go wrong at one time.
3.1 That time is always when you least expect it.
4. If nothing can go wrong, something will.
5. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
6. Everything takes longer than you think.
7. Left to themselves, things always go from bad to worse.
8. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
9. Given the most inappropriate time for something to go wrong, that's
when it will occur.
10. Mother Nature is a bitch.
10.1 The universe is not indifferent to intelligence, it is actively
hostile to it.
11. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
12. If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work,
the answer can be obtained by simple inspection.
13. Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to
make it complex and wonderful.
14. If it doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer.
15. In an instrument or device characterized by a number of plus-or-minus
errors, the total error will be the sum of all the errors adding in
the same direction.
16. In any given calculation, the fault will never be placed if more than
one person is involved.
16.1 In any given discovery, the credit will never be properly placed
if more than one person is involved.
17. All warranty and guarantee clauses become invalid upon payment of the
final invoice.
18. Murphy's Law: "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one
of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it."
Construction takes years. Destruction a few seconds. Preservation of accomplishments the most effort..
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ο μονος νομος που δεν εχει εξαιρεσεις.ο νομος του murphy
“The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown”
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A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.
Einstein
Einstein
My life for the Horde!
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Οι γυναίκες είναι σαν τις τουαλέτες..Οι καλές είναι πιασμένες και οι υπόλοιπες χεσμένες..